just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job
can you explain how that happens?
people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids
SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT
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sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
(Source: raigau, via isle-of-indecision)
Do you want an empty life or a meaningful death?
(Source: anythingyouhold, via tivabay)
30 DAY NEW GIRL PHOTOSHOP CHALLENGE
Day 21: A character singing/dancing
→ I don’t dance. I’m from the town in Footloose.
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staying home alone is cool because yay i can go out for a walk at 3 in the morning and cook whatever i want and play some weird loud music and walk around in nothing but a t shirt and pee with the door open but its also terrifying because did my eye just twitch am i having a stroke oh my god i am going to die alone of a stroke at the age of 18 and my family will come home to a very messy house and a rotting body
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“Because I’m selfish. I’m a coward. I’m the kind of girl who, when she might actually be of use, would run to stay alive and leave those who couldn’t follow to suffer and die.”
(Source: everdeenflame, via cinnasownmockingjay)
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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You and I’ll never die,
It’s a dark embrace,
In the beginning was
the light of a dawning age,
Time to be alive.
(via i-am-lord-trolldemort)
my favourite sex position is 9
that’s me
curled up in my bed
alone
crying
(via youronlinegirlfriend)
